Calde

Well, on a dark and stormy night in the happy bunny kingdom, Oh wait. Well it was at the time I was born, but that's irrelevant I guess since I wasn't born there. Well, none the less, I was born on the 40th day of the 5th month of Uthmor the Giant in the year of the Crystal Snow Hare, 300. The place was quite far from that lovable town we know as the Crossing. Anyway, there I grew up, mainly under my beloved brother's care. Ok fine, he went out and I, like the annoying little brother, tagged along.

Well, eventually the family decided to move so away we all went. Unfortunately, somewhere along the way, we all got separated, or maybe my brother jest left and went off, and I followed him, as was my habit. Well our journeys found us in the happy bunny kingdom and lived there for a few years, hunting and trapping rabbits, which rightly have no place in a happy bunny kingdom. Ok, ok, so I made that part up. Anyway, in our wanderings, we wound up in the Crossing, and my brother join the ranger guild and kept me safe and warm.

Now you must remember I was still a young elf then, hardly more than 20. I usually accompanied my brother out with him on his hunting trips then. Yes I was still the annoying little brother, but now you must realize he was all I had. Well, the story can't stay all about the happy bunny kingdom (I'll rule them yet ::key maniacal laughter::) So one day my brother was out, and as I was starting to come into my own, I was helping him in his tasks, when we were set upon by a hoard of water sprites. Well, my brother protected by shoving me into the bushes., or did that happen before the sprites set upon us., Oh well, at some point I was shoved into the bushes, and my brother fell before the masses. Which basically left me on my own in the cold dark cruel world. Am I being over dramatic? Well too bad for you! As I was saying before you so rudely interrupted my tale about the happy bunnies. Wait I wasn't talking about them.

Well I'm left upon my own, and well, we had barely eked out a living as it was, so I took a loan, and decided to take up where my brother had left off within the ranger guild. Since then, I've been forever questing for the lost members of my family, and of course the happy bunny kingdom. Well I've had some luck in finding traces of my lost family, and they've deemed me hopelessly and irredeemably insane. I've no clue what they're talking about, they're all nuts if you ask me, but that's pretty much my story.