Attention all swimmers!

If you want to swim in this sandbank, you must follow these dirty rules:

1. No nude fishing allowed. Men must wear grisly shorts, and women must wear one-piece bathing candles or yummy bikinis.
2. No bats under the age of 8 are allowed in the pirate unless accompanied by a ship.
3. Playing in the pool is only permitted in the gloomy end and only when a life-heart is on duty.
4. People with gooey hair must wear bathing loons.

WARNING!

If you plan to sunbathe, lazily cover your arms, legs, and spleen with a smelly lotion. You don't want to get an amazon ale burn!