by Brian A.
being an accounting
of some of the stuff I've learned from
umpteen thousand miles of riding, interjected with a lot of opinion
and silliness, mostly inspired by questions on Facebook
does it mean when a rider says I had to lay er down!?
is that guy dragging his feet through the turns or duck-walking his Hog through
the parking lot?
those levers and switches and cables and such holy crap, whats what?
in the early 70's we were told, and by more than just one shop, to keep your
helmet clean and to NOT put stickers and crap ON your helmet and if it got
scratched up a lot to replace it because
if you should ever crash your head
wouldn't slide across the pavement and could cause extra injuries. these days i
see all kinds of stuff on helmets including mohawks.
the hell do you ever remember what gear youre in?
is that numbnuts riding around with his turn signal on when hes obviously not
do all you faggots wave to each other?
you mind suggesting a few Saturday only destinations for those times when
unexpectedly you find yourself by yourself and nothing going on.
shouldnt I wear those really cool fingerless gloves like the Harley guys? For
that matter, why do I need gloves at all?
most motorcycles get great gas mileage, but it cant all be good. Whats the
most expensive thing about owning a motorcycle?
I right in thinking that bikers on Harleys with their butt a foot off the ground
and handlebars two feet over their heads look like complete jack-wagons?
are these vehicles the epitome of cool...?
good are you at riding wheelies and doing stoppies and smoky burnouts and shit?
The coolest riders are those guys who pass me on the Interstate at 90 mph on one
dont motorcycle tires last as long as car/truck tires?
are Chicken Strips?
are crotch rockets so much faster than Harleys?
what kind of gas mileage do you get?
should I ride a motorcycle back and forth to work? Seems to me itd be a pain in
Tips for Passengers?"
did you first know you wanted to be a motorcyclist?"
what the hell is MONKEY BUTT?!?!?
it from Behind"
happens if I forget to put up my kickstand before I take off on my bad motor
Suck Big Green Donkey Dicks (and there's no place to store my ducks!)
Should I Scan?"
Take it All Back, the Rest of You Really Shouldn't Ride"
Should I Get My Ass Out of the Seat?"
should you always keep your cool while on a motorcycle, even when car drivers
cut you off and shit?"
Swingarms: Functional or All About Being Cool?"