Submitted: 30 June 1999


What's this about Bows?

by Powerhaus Stonekeepers

(Shadow Clan, Ilithi: Shorka 358)

What's this about Bows? Someone's actually complaining? I've made my life off of bows, you know. Back when you wouldn't see people in a room other than the pierwalk of swamp trolls I was using a bow, and I could sometimes kill them.

My parry is nothing because I've spent my whole time using my bow, and what bow do I use? A charred s bow (long bow), yes a charred s bow. I've even got charred e arrows to go with it. Do you know how much guff I take for having one and the constant questioning?

Back when the rabid flying reindeer invaded, not more than a few people could be at melee with them, and those at melee mostly died, so who helped those invasions? The archers. My sword skills are ok and catching up, but I can put creatures down faster with my bow; most of the time I can drop a guardian with 1 or 2 shots.

Now repeat after me, Bows are great, bows are good, let us thank bows for are food... yeah I'm a psycho

~Powerhaus Stonekeepers (Don't forget to come visit me in my asylum!)


Baresh will listen to your well-presented viewpoint on this, too.


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