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Submitted: 5 June 1999 Furry and Worthless by Risker Sur'kys'rie (Crossing, Zoluren: Nissa 357)These new visitors from the west or whateva.. I don' like 'em one bit! Fer one, I hate furry thin's! They disgustin' and 'ave lice and bugs and all sorts of yucky thin's hidin' in they hair! People say they cute, but first chance I get tae do it, I be crush them kittens' tails! An' secon' of all! I nearly tripped ova ev'ry one o' dem little things runnin' 'bout. Since when did we allow children tae grow beards? I'm sure Tog Ball will be alot more fun for our big, brutish stupid friends.. yes. Now, I 'aven't seen 'em yet, but I hear them Rak-whatsoevers change wit Yavash.. and I aint too keen on it, but wolves? We 'ave 'nough of those pouty stragglers followin' the smelly Rangers 'round the place.. augh it's disgustin' Now.. I dunno 'bout the other group.. I don' know where they come from, but I hope they get killed off too. Now I been pushin' fer the use o' poison gass against the rodent olvi population fer years, but the town hall don' li' tae comment tae me. Oh well.. I guess all ah've tae say is that these new thingies in town.. they don' belong 'ere.. let 'em rot with the rest o' their families. ::slams his drink on the bar loudly, then stands up and stalks off, looking very disgruntled::
Baresh will listen to your well-presented viewpoint on this, too.
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