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the
prince's
purple
or
Dionysus and his Maenads show how to give the treatment to a humorless murderer
ferrelli's latest masterwork
(Crafts 6--yes, that's right, 6) depicts Prince William of Prescott, Arizona, recast into the legend of the "maiden"
Amethyst, as Amethyst, frozen solid, being sodomised with Dionysus's thrysus [pine-cone
topped staff] by a couple maenads, dressed in drag by the rest, while a
piss-drunk Dionysus urinates wine over him, dying the ice a rich royal purple. A weeping
putti in one corner points one hand to William and the other to a blood-tipped
arrow on the ground inscribed with the name: MENA. Viewers must succeed against a sixteen trait Social challenge or be Persuaded for the rest of the evening
that Prince William of Prescott Arizona is nothing more than a vile humorless murderer with no redeeming traits save a penchant for cross-dressing and kinky sex.
There is a Programmed Illusion (Chimeristry 4, 16 Social Traits, retests with Subterfuge, Crafts: Painting & Luck) such that, if
Prince William ever sees it in person, he will forevermore think he has a large pinecone lodged up his ass. As per rules, this lasts until the illusion is touched by
sunlight, so the cure is as bad as the problem.
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